Impulse: Which world?

Only a couple weeks ago, Iris West chose sides and went over to Earth-Skank. As this new Crisis ramps up, her daughter's back, and she's rejected her mother's lifestyle and cleaned herself up!So who will win this interdimensional custody battle? Max Mercury, former reject of Earth-X, now guardian and mentor of Bart Allen on Earth-1? Or his mom, descendant of an Earth-1 refugee currently residing on the futuristic hedonist paradise of Earth-69?

Small town, or big purple city? It's Bart's choice! But he has to choose well, cuz one of those Earths might not be around for long...

Comments

Anonymous said…
How can I book a flight to Earth-Skank?
Cameron said…
wow comics how exicting
Siskoid said…
How can I book a flight to Earth-Skank?

Because of the Nth Crisis, you have to take a circuitous route. First take a portal to Earth-Balent, then from there, take an interdimensional train to Earth-Hentai. Avoid the tentacles and get phantom zone projected to Earth-Liefeld where they invented the term "brokeback". Once there, click your heels three times and say "There's no place like Earth-Skank."

That should get you there.
Siskoid said…
Cameron: How are comics any less exciting than the other geekery showcased on SBG?